welcome to the whispurrverse...

hello there...howdy do?
i am, of course, whispurr, the crazy assed twitter fiend with a whacked out donnie wahlberg crush and a most unusual kim kardashian foot fetish
and i am here today to welcome you to (drumroll, please)...
the whispurrverse!
it's my very own little corner of the planet where i can be just as whispurry as i wanna be and if ya don't like it, ya can kiss my flat patootey...if ya can find it (it's somewhere south of my hopelessly flat chest...but enough with the anantomy lesson already. hell...a GPS system couldn't find my ass)!
but anyhoo...
as you may have already figured out, this is where i get to rant and rave and just kinda dangle out about just about anything and anyone that strikes my fancy...and i don't have to do it in 140 characters or less! ain't life sweet? cause as you may or may not know...i have a lot to say...none of it ever seems to make sense but still...there's a lot to say!
so listen up!
you're probably asking yourself (if you're still awake and not having some lurid porn fantasy) what exactly is the theme of this blog? well...my friend...this is a very good question...and i have a most delicious anwer...
who the fuck knows?
but i do know that i will try to keep it interesting, lively and somewhat naked...but not totally buck naked...nobody wants to see that! and there will be some general themes for the posts that i include here (but i will never...ever limit myself...unless it comes to having sex with a woman...that i just cannot do!) and they will include:
1. a tracking of my twitter exploits
here i will repost some of my craziest tweets and the tweets of those i know and love (and some who i barely tolerate but secretly want to have sex with). this will include a log of my many misadventures with trying to get cdelebrities to tweet me...i have had a feew tweet me back, including donnie wahleberg, my twitter buddy and erstwhile twitter whore (his words, not mine), jonathan r. knight (there was a time he wanted to kick me in the balls...ah...memories...), khloe kardashian (she called me sugar once) and wendy williams (the gum popping talk show host). i get so thrilled when i hear from these folks... i do i do i do...
i'm still working on dozens of other twitter celebs in the hopes of getting them to maybe slap me around a bit too...it's good to have goals, isn't it???
2. pop culture commentary
i consider myself to be somewhat hip to all the pop culture craziness that's going on out there in this world of ours, honey, and you can bet your sweet honey-soaked ass that i'm gonna have an opinion about it.
3. music, movie and book reviews
from time to time, if something hits me in either a most postive or most negative way, i'm gonna wanna let ya talk about it and let ya know...such as avatar, one of the suckiest movies ever (yeah...i said it!) curse you, james cameron, for stealing three hours offa this old man's life with that crap. if i wanted crap thrown at me in 3d, i'd go visit the monkey cage at the local zoo.
4. gay and lesbian issues
because i'm gay...nuff said...and the more of you hot guys reading this who may feel like slumming it from time to time, i wanna make sure ya know that!
5. fiction and poetry
it's what i do, dudes...or at least what i should do...

and there you have it...so much for that!

and now for the rules of this site...
i will seldom, if ever, capitalize anything...
hey! the name is whispurr...so i gotta be just a little bit soft-spoken...
i will be edgy, but never mean spirited...
i like to ruffle feathers, not cut them off...
i definitely encourage feedback!
what good is fine smartassery if it doesn't generate even more fine smartassery?

so there you have it...the first post in the whispurrverse...ain't that just ducky?
i do so look forward to posting here in the future often and i hope you keep checking back on and commenting!
this could get ugly!
take care and blessed be!
mark