disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is a lot like cotton candy...it's plenty sticky and it gets caught in your teeth...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr messes with yer head but hey...it's a lot cheaper than booze!!!
disclaimer: tweets from whispurr tastes better with melted cheese on them...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr always makes more sense after a few hundred shots of something potent...
disclaimer: for best results, tweet whispurr with your wee wee...if ya don't have one...you dodged a bullet...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr does not fulfill your usda requirements for anything...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr can cause clamminess...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is hard on the balls...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr can cause odd growth spirts...
disclaimer: not tweeting with whispurr does not make him go away
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr does not make you appear smarter in most circles...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr goes down better with some ky jelly...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is a lot like having your bra strap snapped...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is no sign of mental stability...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr does not always end up in an unwanted pregmancy...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr this earlier in the morning goes down better with coffee creamer...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr sometimes smells suspiciously like fish...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is now 30% bouncier...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr can lead to clammy palms...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr can cause butt rashes...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr smells strangely like swiss cheese...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr may get you arrested
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is not necessarily good for the booty...
disclaimer: whispurr's tweets have not been sanitized for your protection...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is a lot like a darn good slappin!
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is ballsy at best...
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