Not So Sure

What is this thing
I try to say?
My tongue is tied
Words in the way

Babble, bobble
Such gobbly gook
I shake, shimmy
Look like a mook

Flopsweat erupts
Head is all wet
Not real sexy
That’s a safe bet

Stumble tumble
Look not so cool
Squeaky squawky
Flouncy old fool

You act so nice
I trip about
Say it’s okay
Thinking “get out!”

I say good day
Trip out the door
No I’m not hurt
Hop from the floor

So then I flee
One more lost crush
Knees like jell-o
Mind is like mush

No can’t explain
Odd stuff I do
Crazy I am
Life is a zoo!