man of many hats...

way too much free time on a tuesday night...

receptors

blow
and fly
through the air
on a light breeze
you swirl round and round
the wind does whistle so
as it flows on right through you
you know you are a sensation
full of taste, touch, smell, sound and vision
i just never know where or how you strike
but yet you always do surprise me
with the power of your presence
and i slowly take you in
like breath riding a wave
caressing the soul
tantalizing
life's sweetness
absorbed
well.

cold water

it bristles
as it hits my neck
and i feel the
cold cold water
drip drop down
the many sections
of my spine
at once
tickling me so
and yet again
at times
it's excrutiating


the goose bumps
they pop up
all over my
weathered skin
my fingers wrinkled
like an old man
that i will soon
come to know well
my lips shiver
as the taste
of the cold hard
bitter wetness
slaps my tongue


and my eyes
they are now so
very wide open
feels as though
they just might explode
right out of my sockets
i'm wide awake now
and i can really see
the torrential rain
splashing off my soul
and into the
buckets of my life
laid out in a long path
before me


i lift my feet up
one at a time slowly
as i splash
from one bucket
to the next
on a cold and long journey
in clothes so wet
and soggy shoes
i look around through
all the drops to see
so many others
on similar paths
treading the cold water
searching seeking
forever moving forward


perhaps to find the sun?


it is out there
i am told
somewhere beyond
all the puddles
of cold and damp
and heavy heavy rain
and it waits
to welcome me
into its warmth
its dryness
embracing me
encompassing me
making me dry
and comfortable and safe
the golden orb that it is


i will find you.

just a tad outrageous....

somebody please rattle my pants a bit...let's see what shakes loose!!!

i find that the occassional pirahna in the pants can bring a little life back to the party...

if you're sexy and you know it, tweet me back...i just love a cocky bastard!

i should open up a blow job stand...start a second career...

i'm whispurr...i have all the sass of the other twitter whores but at a low walmart price...

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so i'm thinking about installing a duck pond in my underwear....

i'm so glad i'm not one of these people who would just come on here and like...tweet the most outrageous stuff...

okay...i'm here...and i'm covered in chocolate syrup...tweet me and eat me, baby!!!

what happens in whispurr stays in whispurr...

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we have flash flood warnings here...better build an ark...first thlng i need is two gay men to repopulate the earth with...



welcome to the beach...be careful not to get sand up your patooty...

if my penis were as big as my ego, y'all could get slapped with it...

yoo hoo!!! anybody online now??? show me your boobies!!!

mine is soooo big that i waddle when i walk...


i make my nipples more pert with spackle that i purchase at my lovely walmart store.

so the jenners wanna take their dog in to be fixed...they might wanna see if they can get a package deal on that...

new poem...the dance of the naked fairy

and so into the bloom
of the lovely red rose
he prances he dances
on most tippiest toes

wings glisten a-flutter
as his fairy dust toots
sparkles gold and silver
from his crown to his boots

and down leaves of rhubarb
he slides whilst he giggles
his cheeks glow oh so pink
his little butt wiggles

clad only in hoppers
he stomps through the dirt
waves shyly at junebugs
when they wink and they flirt

and the squir'ls and bunnies
they all dance with him too
with such big ears and tails
a most fluffy ole crew

elves hop from the treetops
to join in the sweet song
mermaids leap from water
to chime in right along

and the music swells up
over old hill and dale
they sing whilst they munch down
on tea biscuits and ale

the naked young fairy
then beams out many smiles
that shoot out long rainbows
that just shine on for miles

and then brought before him
is a prince oh so fine
with muscles all rippling
and a face so divine

then the fairy leans in
to plant such a big kiss
when lo and behold no
something sure goes amiss!

the sky grows all cloudy
and thunder then goes boom
lightning crashes round them
now will this be their doom?

the rain then does fall down
so torrential and hard
he clings to his prince tight
as they roll round the yard

and then the clouds do break
as they lie down in grass
such dynamic spendor
and just a smidge of class

the sun beats upon them
it glows gold don't you know
they sigh in the moment
of the sweet afterglow!

my touches with greatness...

here's a look at some of the tweets that celebs have sent to me or tweeted about me...


DonnieWahlberg @whispurr homosexuals welcome as always my friend! Though I think we'd get more than 4!!! ;)

  

DonnieWahlberg @kdawg3 I'm not playing with no guys tonight. Except maybe whispurr, postmadonna and jonathan r knight. Guys crushes.

  

JonathanRKnight @whispurr want me to kick you in the balls?

  

DonnieWahlberg @dws_choctruffle @whispurr maybe the best three way TWUG EVER!!!! LOVE YA BOTH!!!!!

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr lol... WHOMETH IS THAT WHOM SIAD THOU WILL BEATETH THE SAINTS?

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr i'm a whispurr wh**e twugs!

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr manHUMP!

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr hey whispurr! I rarely see you anymore! Glad I caught you tonight! I gotta peep your timeline and see what's doing! Twugs! :)

  

WendyShow @whispurr this is really me.

  

JonathanRKnight @whispurr good question, maybe you should try the dumb ass route!

  

DonnieWahlberg Happy Birthday to Misturr @whispurr ! Man twugs!!!!!

  

DonnieWahlberg @DDubsTaraATL @whispurr @DonnieWahlberg mamwhichHUMP! Can't break me whispurr!!! ;)

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr http://twitpic.com/sh9j6 awesomely, insanely, perfectly crazy pic.

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr THANKYOU for making me laugh @whispurr.

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr man-twug! Now... tell that guy who said he'd "beat me up"- to come and get me. I'll be waiting. Much Love @whispurr!!! :)

  

KhloeKardashian @whispurr Of course you were sugar!! Everyone was invited :) http://tinyurl.com/ygqbutn

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr we will bail you out of twitter jail!

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr thanks you! I love reading your tweets!

  

DonnieWahlberg @ddubsirishbaby I was talking about @whispurr and I. It was a joke. I enjoy him a lot.

  

DonnieWahlberg @whispurr our "love hate" relationship is like this- I got love for whispurr and he hates it!

  

granted...it's mostly wahlberg...but hey...lol...

star trippin!

i have a somewhat long and complex relationship with a certain celebrity on twitter who goes by the name of wahlberg...donnie wahlberg, that is...somehow, you see, through some long and twisted and yet totally fabulous turn of events, I have accumulated several (hundreds, maybe a thousand) who like to refer to themselves as blockheads. and noooo...they aren't from the land of charlie brown or whatever in the land where all the adults speak in monotone bwa bwa bwa bwas...they are fans of those singing sensations of the late eighties and early nineties known as "the new kids on the block." ever hear of em? then you've got the right stuff, baby...

anyhoo...after a few rounds of lovely verbal sparring with these blockheaded broads, word of my smartassery apparently got around and soon my tweets caught the eyes of none other than mr. donnie wahlberg himself, of all people...and he started tweeting me on a somewhat regular basis. now being the celebrity whore that i am, this somewhat tickled me (and possibly gave me a hard one on certain occassions) that a mr. hot shot boy bad megastar would tweet such a little ole mouse such as poor whispurr...so needless to say, i was floored when he actually started following me and my crazy tweets.
but i digress...ANYWAY...we've been trading banter back and forth now for about a year and a half now and, for the most part, it's been a most enjoyable and somewhat stimulating experience...you could say (if you'll allow a crazy ole loon to boast a bit) that we're kind of like buddies even. turns out that wahlberg is really a decent guy with a great sense of humor who goes way out of his way to please his fan base. in fact, most of the gazillion blockheads that i know have pictures of themselves with him at various outings. he honestly makes a connection with each and every one of them and seems to know who they are even are. i don't know how the guy does it, but it is truly amazing...and i'm sure it's not a very easy task.


well now it seems that mr. wahlberg, mr. pop star extraordinaire also has this little acting career going and has recently landed the lead in a new televison series over there on that cbs network called "blue bloods." now this really amazes me...i actually know somebody who actually knows me and they have their own network tv gig. way cool, baby! way cool...
i just wanted to boast a little...that's all...carry on...