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Friday, September 24, 2010

walmart, the devil...

some random tweets from the lovely walmart store...

follow me, bitch...i can be your lovely walmart connection...

roll back on this, honey...

i could really fuck this hot young fellow sitting across from me in the walmart break room right now...

welcome to walmart...come...let us frolic in the braziere aisle...

welcome to walmart...where we sell trashiness for less..

welcome to walmart...i don't think a chinese zipper will quite cover my wee wee...

welcome to walmart...we can stick a boot up your ass at very reasonable rollback rates...

they're giving flu shots at our store today...judging by the looks of our customers, they might wanna give penicillion as well...

i'm off from walmart tonight...whatever shall i do...go to target and dance naked down the aisles???

lunch time at walmart...and i'm craving something saucy....

welcome to walmart...please hop on my ass and let me give you the grand tour...

welcome to walmart...please watch for falling boobies...

hello and welcome to walmart...come check out my hardware department...

attention walmart customers...bite my ass in the pants department...bite my ass in the pants department...

hello...i'm whispurr, the official spokesmodel for walmart...check out these gams...


hello walmart customers...what the hell you got stuck up your ass?

attention walmart customers: what the hell is wrong with your minds?

how weird...walmart's grocery aisles are surprisingly low on chinese food...

welcome to walmart...your neighborhood chicken connection...

you know you're working too hard when rolled backed prices give you a woody...

welcome to walmart...your cheese connection...

well hey...whispurr has to go...walmart beckons like a seething dragon made in china...

attention walmart customers, @whispurr is now measuring inseams in the menswear department...

welcome to whispurr's musical ice cream parlor with all kinds of tasty flavors all on a handy carrying stick...

i'm not working at walmart tonight so i guess that means i don't have to be nice...so bite me!!!   

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