A princess prances in pretty paisley
Posing profusely for peering paparazzi
Pouting perhaps at persnickety people
Primping and pouncing upon plastic pickles
A salty soldier in a shimmering suit
Secretly stalks her from seedy silos
Spots her and slobbers himself so silly
So shy so sweet no scrotes to seduce
Dickie the dragon dotes on her daily
Dresses her dollies and dusts off her doilies
Delicious doofus he doles out doughnuts
Ditzy and daffy drunk as a duckie
Westward a witch wiggles her wart
Wishing her woe she waves up her wand
Whirling and whizzing she wails out a Willy
Wacky and warped she wets herself wobbly
The king is all classy in klunky klackers
Clocks round the castle like clucking chickens
Coos to his children and kisses their cheeks
Kinks in his chin like crazy kadoodles
Happy it ends with wholesome hearts
Horses and hobos all with high halos
Hee hee and ha ha whilst hoofing a hoedown
Hacking and hissing at haughty heffers
Believing in make believe brings us some bliss
Babbling like babies with boo boos and bandanas
Bubbly and bawdy like bouncy bananas
Best not believe, boy, in not believing!
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