disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr can get sticky and slippery at times...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is no substitute for a nice hard salami...
disclaimer: the "o"s in whispurr's tweets are probably too small to be used for cock rings...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr should never be used in place of an enema...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is rarely a watersport...
disclaimer: tweeing with whispurr will not get you your own cbs television series...
disclaimer: if tweeting with whispurr causes a rash, man up already!
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr can be hard on the gums...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is almost as jerky as wacking off...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr may land you in the pokey...
disclaimer: tweeting is whispurr is something your mother would never approve of...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr can cause odd pubic hair growth...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr will not get you into the college of your choice...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is a lot like a good healthy slap...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is a lot like licking a tutti frutti ice cream cone...
disclaimer: it's always best to wrap a condom around the phone before tweeting with whispurr...
disclaimer: tweeting with whispurr is tastier with jelly
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