it was a dark and stormy walmart...

welcome to walmart...deck your halls with these glorious balls...

 

attention walmart shoppers...we now have an opening in the zipper department...

 

welcome to walmart...where only the most discriminating hobgoblins shop...

 

welcome to walmart...we would sell blow jobs but it's kinda hard to run em under the scanner...

 

welcome to walmart...christmas this already, bitch!

 

welcome to walmart...roll back and ride the donkey, baby...woo hoo!

 

welcome to walmart...come...let's get a little crazy with the loose underwear...

 

welcome to walmart...i have a nice little pink tree here for ya just all lit up and festive...

 

come join me at walmart and i'll show you the perfect hook for your festive holiday wreath...

 

welcome to walmart...roll back on whispurr and you're liable to get poked...

 

it's halloween at walmart...i can't think of anything scarier...

 

happy halloween from walmart...treats are on aisle six...tricks are in the employee breakroom

 

ah the mighty walmart empire...i keep waiting for darth vader to make an appearance...

 

welcome to walmart...howz bout something big n meaty to roll back on?

 

welcome to walmart...let us bring the ho to your holidays...

 

welcome to walmart...please refrain from rubbing our hard salamis...